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MK-4-LIFE
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Tiberius posted:
When you bump old topics about MK in a Midway forum.  Just kidding. 
Lol, nice.
When you are a member of 6 Mortal Kombat forums.
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Tiberius posted:
When you bump old topics about MK in a Midway forum. Just kidding.
121. when you think any new game that is slightly different than the average or better game is going to blow hard before it could hit the streets
122.when you think any OTHER crossover would have been different.
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Tiberius
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animereaper posted:
Tiberius posted:
When you bump old topics about MK in a Midway forum. Just kidding.
121. when you think any new game that is slightly different than the average or better game is going to blow hard before it could hit the streets
Who would that be? 
When one of your friends jokingly mimics a fatality on someone in real life (a freind of mine once Bo Rai Cho'd my former roomate while he was asleep MKDA style). 
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123. you beg the wife to wear a Sindel wig and purple lingerie to bed
124. You dress up the kids like Sub-Zero and Scorpion on Halloween and make them fight over the candy
125. Sore wrists
126. Fingers so tired you cannot perform a 3 hit combo
127. Walking around with a red sash over your eyes just to see what it is like
128. Building your own Jax arms in the garage
129. Naming your pet python Mileena
130. Screaming 'Mortal Kombat' on long road trips in the middle of nowhere for no reason
131. Playing a MAME version of MK3 on a laptop in Iraq to relax
132. Waving fans around in Pier 1 Imports trying to raise your kids in the air
133. Can beat the 12 year old boy next door 6 times in a row at MK and hopes he is embarrassed enough not to come over anymore to see my daughter.
134. Spearing the mashed potatoes with a fork at the dinner table while screaming "Get over here!"
135. Looking for an XBOX 360 at a pawn shop now while waiting for MK VS DC's release in November.
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Tiberius
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When you dress up as Stryker for a Halloween party (I did that over ten years ago)
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137. When you know all the trivia, like Quan Chi's Favorite food is raw clams, or that Goro has/had 7 seven wives.
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137.when you look for a lot of links about mk.
 MORTAL KOMBAT
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141. You know you play Mk way too damn much when you get into a fight and start mocking the MK theme: dA DA DA dA DA NA DA DA DA DA NA DA DA DA DA MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
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142. Pretend to be Sub Zero and throw ice at your friend.
143. Shot Toasty! and Frosty! at random times.
144. When you play dodge ball and everyone is running towards the ball you pretend its the MK:A opening sequence
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145. When your teacher stops you from talking about Mortal Kombat
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146. When someone gets you so mad at them, you tell them to back off or you'll do some MK fatality on them.
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147. When you're alone, looking in the mirror, doing your fave character's winning pose
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148.when you try to make your voice sound like an mk charectars voice.
149.when you try to do mkcharectars(non-magical)special moves.
150.when you are the one who makes this reach 150
151.when you post "MORTAL KOMBAT" every time at the end of a post.
152.when you give 5 reasons in one post.
MORTAL KOMBAT
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" when you hear of terrorist attacks and automatically think that Quan Chi and Shang Tsung are behind it"
" when you get into a fight at school and first thing you do is step back then step forward and pretend to push 1 and just hope a grapple hook juts out of your wrist and lands neatly in that guys throat"
when you brushed your teeth without flossing and scream flossless victory
when you look for a pack of mortal kombat sounds on the internet to download just so you can record your own battle with sound effects
(anyone know where i can get this?)
if you still remember the genesis "blood code"
a,b,a,c,a,b,b
didn't know most ppl here played MK on PS2, i play on xbox.
any other xbox mk'ers
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Press_Start posted:
" when you hear of terrorist attacks and automatically think that Quan Chi and Shang Tsung are behind it"
" when you get into a fight at school and first thing you do is step back then step forward and pretend to push 1 and just hope a grapple hook juts out of your wrist and lands neatly in that guys throat"
when you brushed your teeth without flossing and scream flossless victory
when you look for a pack of mortal kombat sounds on the internet to download just so you can record your own battle with sound effects
(anyone know where i can get this?)
if you still remember the genesis "blood code"
a,b,a,c,a,b,b
didn't know most ppl here played MK on PS2, i play on xbox.
any other xbox mk'ers
Me! I prefer playing on Xbox to PS2 (although I do have both).
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Sorry, but I'm still against MK vs. DC! I want answers to what happened after MKA instead.
I'd rather give birth to a chair than want Tiberius to leave. Farewell!
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