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AGENT47
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lol
619: When you think that playing MK is another method of working out.
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620 if you play MK games exclusively
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Tiberius posted:
616. When you put Rogaine on a certain part of your face to try and look just like Ed Boon.
when you buy rogaine and rub it on the tv, trying to help dirou grow back hair.
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619. When you take a dump and it's shaped like the letters M and K.
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619. When you take a dump and it's shaped like the letters M and K.
better yet, when its chair-shaped.
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619. When you take a dump and it's shaped like the letters M and K.
better yet, when its chair-shaped.
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621) When your teacher gives you homework you suspect that it's really Shang Tsung in disguise since it was such an evil act and you punch him/her out.
622) You plug in your n64 to a karaoke machine, record various music and fatality screams, and use it in a play about the Odyssey in English class!
(Guilty as charged)
623) You go to Japan to try and join the Shirai Ryu. Find a guy in a yellow shirt, or a guy wearing a yellow scarf, and swear fealty to them. Kneel to them. Swear that together you'll defeat the Lin Kuei
624) you grab someone in a blue shirt and rip there head off, screaming "THE SHIRAI RYU LIVE" and run from the police believing they are Lin Kuei.
625) you have dirty thoughts adout an MK character (tiberius) 
626) You beleive you can rip arms off and try ripping of a man's arm consequently annoying him and ending up with a black eye
627)Believa you can long jump great distances die a horrible splating death
628) you rob a war hammer from the museum
629) You go to the Empire State Builing just use some St. Elmo's Fire to pretend it's Raiden's Tower.
630) You get elected as a justice, and sentence all of your guilty to a stake on the Falling Cliffs, with their crimes attached to them on tags.
631) You openly protest that The Pit II on MK:D didn't have the Bare Ground Fatality from the old MK.
632) u get a huge hammer that u can barely lift and then go running around the streets yelling "BOW TO THE POWER OF SHAO KAHN!"
633)u fall naked into 3-foot-high snow, and as u are dying from cold u say "i can feel sub-zeros...i mean my power growing".
634)u plug your fingers into a receptical hoping that you will become Raiden.
635)u think that millena's unmasked face is cute
636) In about a month you can post 500 different things about Mortal Kombat. 
637) U discuss MK on MSN
638)U search for Goro's Lair in the map.
639)After ur fail,u search for pit.
640)U commit a Hara-Kiri trying to become a zombie,like liu Kang o_o
641)U travel All over the world,trying to enter in one secret tournament named mortal Kombat.
642)U buy a hat similar to Kung Lao's Hat,and kill many
ppl thinking they are Shang Tsung.
643)U buy a big freezer,big enouhg for u,then enter there trying to become a sub zero.
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644:When you can tell the whole storyline of MK
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645. When you know this topic will pass 1,001 reasons.
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646: When you see EdBoon in the mirror behind you every damn morning
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647: When you accidently burn yourself because you had the crazy idea that you could manipulate fire.
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648. When you get freezer burn because you think you can manipulate ice.
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ulcah1 posted:
644:When you can tell the whole storyline of MK
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469. When you're a big fan of F2sT's infamous youtube video.
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469. When you're a big fan of F2sT's infamous youtube video.
What? Who's that?
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