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british_pride
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dont triple post and dont bump if someone wanted to post here they would have done it? i call for a ban of the gentleman/lady press_start
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and bumping something while it on the first page is a dumb bump even if you created it....
reported and don't care anymore
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 Please don't ban me.
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british_pride posted:
ban of the gentleman/lady press_start
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38)YOUR EXTREMLY FURIOUS BECAUSE YOU HAD 38-95 BUT YOU WHEN YOU PUSHED BACKSPACE THE WHOLE PAGE WENT BACK TO THE PREVIOUS PAGE AND WHE YOU CLICK FORWARD IT ALL WAS ERASED!!! Guess ill try again tomorrow.
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39. You scream "Mortal Kombat" whenever you see a fight in real life, video games, television, in posters, on the internet, in the cinema etc.
40. You legally change your name to Sub-Zero and refrain from wearing non-ninja clothing.
41. You name all your friends after Mortal Kombat characters and critise them for not acting in character.
That's all I could think of.
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TheLoser posted:
38)YOUR EXTREMLY FURIOUS BECAUSE YOU HAD 38-95 BUT YOU WHEN YOU PUSHED BACKSPACE THE WHOLE PAGE WENT BACK TO THE PREVIOUS PAGE AND WHE YOU CLICK FORWARD IT ALL WAS ERASED!!! Guess ill try again tomorrow.
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TheLoser
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okay let me try this again.
43) instead of pushing a door open you do a five hit combo on the door to get it open while saying "oww" five times
44) when thinking about fighting somebody you always visualize yourself uppercutting them through the roof and then jumping up there after them
45) you ask one of you girl friends do they know Ermac
46) you listen and enjoy the mortal kombat trilogy soundtrack
47) randomly you say stuff like "Ermac Wins" or "Fatatlity"
48) You tell someone "Get Over Here" in Scorpions voice
49) By yourself you figured out everybodies brutality on umk3(YUP)
50) while walking down the hallway in your head your thinking of mortal kombat and snicker at the awesome combos while people around you glance in confusion
51) you can mock mortal kombat stances
52) you physically played mortal kombat in elementary and got in trouble( still do that)
53)when somebody mentions mortal kombat you get overly excited and jump into the conversation to let people know how much of a fan you are
54) when you thought mk armageddon was the last game you became extremely melancholy
55) when playing against somebody you random selec your character to show off that you know everybodies moves
56) your friends talk down on mortal kombat to make you mad
57) when playing any other fighting game you try to run or do things that you can only do on mortal kombat
58) when over somebodies house and you see their game system you ask them do they have mortal kombat
59) you say things like"Well Done" or "Superb"
60) you have almost every version of mortal kombat emulators on you computer
61) you downloaded ultimate mortal kombat trilogy!
62) you have many mortal kombat wallpapers
63) you wrote the names of mortal kombat characters on you pencil
64) your password to everything is the name of a mortal kombat character
65) you can type mortal kombat in 1.5 seconds
66) you drew your own mortal kombat characters and selection screens
67) you got all the mortal kombat games the first day they came out. Wal Mart 7:00 in the morning
68) you called Gamestop 10 times to see if you preordered copy of mortal kombat unchained and armageddon was ready but furious when thwy where held back
69)you have mortal kombat music in you head
70) when at work you take a bathroom break just to take out your nintendo ds and have a quick battle of umk
71)you cant go through a whole day without thinking or talking about mortal kombat
72) everytime somebody says something about fighting you qoute " Like mortal kombat"
73) typing ways that you know you play mortal kombat to much out the top your your head in seconds
74) if somebody say they dont like mortal kombat you dont like them
75) you really badly want to meet Ed Boon, John Tobias, and Dan Forden
76) you say "TOASTY" 3-D
77) when somebody play hit you you let out a ridiculous scream
78) you qoute mortal kombat battle sayings like Raidens "IKABABADEY" or kung laos "LITIGALIGIT"
79) you can tell what version of mortal kombat is what and what system by listening to it
80) you barely have any knowledge on other games like Halo or Gears of War
81) in final fantasy rpgs you wish you could just fight like on mk instead of give commands
82)you dream for the third movie to come out and know your going to be at the theaters on the first day it screens and watch it over while having colloquoys with other mk fans
83) you on the midway boards at 1:15 in the morning
84) whoever is a mortal kombat fan is you best friend
85) mortal kombat is actually a part of you
86) you memorized what Raiden said in the beginning of mortal kombat 4
87) you feel that it is your job to spread the awesomness of mortal kombat to the world
88) your getting a mortal kombat tattoo
89) if a person does not like mortal kombat you ponder what is wrong with them
90)you wish Ermac was your best friend
91) you thought about naming your daughter Kitana and your son Ermac
92) you know that Ermac originally meant Error Macro
93) youd rather talk about mortal kombat than be in myspace
94) when you saw a new mortal kombat preview on tv you kept it on that channel just to see it again
95) Mortal Kombat is all you need
96) you tell people that if they can beat you at mortal kombat you wont be a fan anymore
97) you wish you could dress like a mk ninja
98)you spent 45 minutes in math class thinking about mortal kombat
99) eveybody that knows you know your extremely addicted to mortal kombat
100)you know how every character will scream in mk trilogy and even noticed that when Jax or Kano gets uppercut the say "OWWW WAAA"
101) you have mortal kombat on every system and you are only buying a ps3 or xbox 360 for mortal kombat 8
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blackwinter11
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102. when you start spelling words that should start with C with K.
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blackwinter11 posted:
102. when you start spelling words that should start with C with K.
Kome, Kan, Koin, Klock, Komb, Ko*k, Kow, Kalafornia(i think i mispelled it), Kode, Kody, Kake, Klank, Kompose(mispelled i think), Klay, Klass, Klassy, Konker, Konk, Khina, Kafe, Kook, Kord, Kalf, Kallum, Konnor, Kameron, Kloke. Need more?
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103)when you train/practice with a certain kharacter every day of the week.
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wab posted:
103)when you train/practice with a certain kharacter every day of the week.
what game & what caracters do you that with?
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please answer me!
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104 - When you put MK Dragon Logo on your desktop(s)
105 - When you use MK1 fighter choose theme as ringtone on your mobile
106 - When MK is a creed instead of a game
107 - When you are angry about MKA bioses
108 - When you have a rope or a chain in your hand and you can't resist about saying "come here" or "get over here"...
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109. When you seriously ask a guy with a Sub Zero icon with which character he trains the most everyday.
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