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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 6/18 4:46pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Mokap:Can you find me some fans?
Shujinko: Ok.
*This mission is impossible*

 

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-Mavado-  113 posts
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44539_Stryker - Mini
Date Posted: 6/19 5:03pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Onaga: Now you will learn the movelist of the Dragon King himself!
Shujinko: OK, I'm glad
*Game crashes due to hardware failure*
mischief

 

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evil_emporer  22331 posts
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Date Posted: 6/19 5:06pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Cage: Can you find me someone that I can get laid with?

Mission: Locate the local gay bar.

 

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TerrorHurtz  1803 posts
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Date Posted: 6/20 1:44am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Mileena: Can you help me find a boyfriend.
Shujinko: Sure!
2 hours later.
Shujinko commits hara-kiri.

 

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I'd rather get gored by a bull than see another DCU crossover.
Currently in Wales, trying to automate some sheep. It's not going to plan.
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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 6/20 8:33am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Random kid in a wheelchair:Hey there! I'll give you a box of chocolate if you have sex with her!(He points at Nitara)
*Quest:Beat the living shut out of the kid and steal the chocolates*

 

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Ninja_pup_101807  327 posts
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Date Posted: 6/26 11:53am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Smoke72803 posted:
Random kid in a wheelchair:Hey there! I'll give you a box of chocolate if you have sex with her!(He points at Nitara)
*Quest:Beat the living shut out of the kid and steal the chocolates*



i would be the only one to complete that mission. Nitara is HOT!

 

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Ninja_pup_101807  327 posts
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44582_Sub Zero
Date Posted: 6/26 11:55am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Goro: beat me in an arm wrestle to gain ultimate power!

result: system fries up and you hear an evil laugh from the tv which has gone black.

 

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evil_emporer  22331 posts
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Date Posted: 6/26 12:07pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Mokap: I seem to have lost all of my balls. I would appreciate it if you could find them for me.
Mission: Rip out Mokap's testicles and show them to his face.

 

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iSub-Zero03  3297 posts
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Date Posted: 6/26 12:40pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
evil_emporer posted:
Mokap: I seem to have lost all of my balls. I would appreciate it if you could find them for me.
Mission: Rip out Mokap's testicles and show them to his face.


Impossible.

 

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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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Date Posted: 6/26 2:55pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
iSub-Zero03 posted:
evil_emporer posted:
Mokap: I seem to have lost all of my balls. I would appreciate it if you could find them for me.
Mission: Rip out Mokap's testicles and show them to his face.


Impossible.


And BTW, his costume can't be taken off. mischief

 

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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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Date Posted: 6/26 2:59pm Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Tweety:I tawt I taw a putty-tat! In tao Than fotwess!!!
*Go to shao kahn's fortress*
When you get there it shows a cutscene.
(Shujinko steps in and falls into a trapdoor and onto sharp rocks. Then, Twety appears and rips off his head, revealing Tanya's face. She screams the following:"Son of a bitch!! What the hell!? Damnit! I should have remembered to replace the effing rocks with the spike bed!!!!!!!" Shujinko laughs)

 

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TerrorHurtz  1803 posts
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Date Posted: 6/27 12:47am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Moloch: Wanna mud wrestle me? Both of us naked?
Game crashes. It appears that the game itself was scared of seeing Moloch naked.

 

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I'd rather get gored by a bull than see another DCU crossover.
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Noz-King  762 posts
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Date Posted: 6/29 6:58am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Shujinko:

 

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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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Date Posted: 6/29 11:20am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Mokap:.......Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!*Runs away*
Mission:Chase Mokap:Benny hill style.
*If you catch him, he'll cry and a fat guy with a drumstick and chickenleg as weapons along with a beard and huge eyes will come and faint. Then the game will crash and you'll see mokap in real life.*

 

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Scorpkahn  10654 posts
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Date Posted: 7/1 5:23am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Wow, these are hilarious.

 

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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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Date Posted: 7/1 7:13am Subject: Midway boards funniest sidequests!
Scorpkahn posted:
Wow, these are hilarious.


You want to make one?

 

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