Mortal Kombat: Deception
 
Author Topic: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Tiberius  11271 posts
Posts: 11,271
Registered: Jun '06
43368_KAK - female
Date Posted: 7/24/08 8:59pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Could be one of the oldest posts on this board.

 

-----signature-----
I'd rather give birth to a chair than see an MK vs. DC crossover game.
Goodbye, it's been fun. I'm leaving for good. Take care, everyone. peace
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Smoke72803  4427 posts
Posts: 4,427
Registered: Jul '08
44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 7/27/08 12:38pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Random kid:Can you fix my Mortal Kombat 3 PS1 disc?

Mission:Stomp on the disc,then draw on it with marker,bring it to baraka for him to chew off half of it,dip it in a firepit and give it to the kid.

 

-----signature-----
http://insanityrealm.freeforums.org/
Smoke is awesome with a passion!
I just love 0wnIng Mokrap. mischief
And then I like to throw Frost into Deathtraps. dancing
And finally, I continuously do random fatalities on Ashrah. grin
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
oldmanjenkins  1306 posts
Posts: 1,306
Registered: Jan '07
41150_Rain
Date Posted: 7/27/08 8:42pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
I can't beleive this is still up, I didn't notice.

 

-----signature-----
The best fans are all the MK fans...Rock on Mk fans
I don't post like crazy, but I have been here for a while so I guess they go hand in hand no?
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Dragunov  13014 posts
Posts: 13,014
Registered: Jun '06
47306_Sub Zero
Date Posted: 7/28/08 2:15am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
oldmanjenkins posted:
I can't beleive this is still up, I didn't notice.




whoa a jan member..hmm i havent seen many people with a jan registration cool btw that wasnt funny smoke try again

 

-----signature-----
The 2nd mk movie>the dark knight
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Smoke72803  4427 posts
Posts: 4,427
Registered: Jul '08
44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 7/29/08 3:14pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
um,how's this one?


Some Random Elderly woman:Hello,mister.Can you get my cat for me?Points at a tree nearby.I'll reward you with A bag of cheese which i'm allergic to.


Mission:Shoot the cat and stuff the cheese in the lady's mouth.

 

-----signature-----
http://insanityrealm.freeforums.org/
Smoke is awesome with a passion!
I just love 0wnIng Mokrap. mischief
And then I like to throw Frost into Deathtraps. dancing
And finally, I continuously do random fatalities on Ashrah. grin
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
subzero11  570 posts
Posts: 570
Registered: Apr '08
41839_Reiko
Date Posted: 8/1/08 9:42am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Mokap: Shujinko, I want to make all the Mortal Kombat fans in the world happy, what should I do.

Sidequest: Kill Mokap

 

-----signature-----
Best Character: Reiko
Best Arena: The Pit
Best Move: Bloody Spear
Best Game: Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
Best Fatality: Spine Rip
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Smoke72803  4427 posts
Posts: 4,427
Registered: Jul '08
44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 8/2/08 2:18pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
subzero11 posted:
Mokap: Shujinko, I want to make all the Mortal Kombat fans in the world happy, what should I do.

Sidequest: Kill Mokap


lol,here's mine!

Suicidal Guy:Hello,shujinko.Can you twist my neck around so it feels good?

Mission:Twist the guy's neck backward.

Suicidal guy after his neck is twisted:Thank you,shujinko.you may take my head as a reward.

Final Mission:Grab the head and tear it off.200 onyx koins will leak out of the corpse.

 

-----signature-----
http://insanityrealm.freeforums.org/
Smoke is awesome with a passion!
I just love 0wnIng Mokrap. mischief
And then I like to throw Frost into Deathtraps. dancing
And finally, I continuously do random fatalities on Ashrah. grin
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Dragunov  13014 posts
Posts: 13,014
Registered: Jun '06
47306_Sub Zero
Date Posted: 8/4/08 9:16pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Karlo:you lose
shujinko:ok plain

 

-----signature-----
The 2nd mk movie>the dark knight
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
evil_emporer  22331 posts
Posts: 22,331
Registered: Aug '07
46549_Ermac (Micro)
Date Posted: 8/10/08 5:10am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Dragunov posted:
Karlo:you lose
shujinko:ok plain


lol

 

-----signature-----
The name's E. Evil_E. Just call me E_E.
WARNING: 95% OF MY POSTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
You know how we have that little voice in our heads? Mine sounds like Deadpool.
Want to be a part of the Error Macro Clan(EMC)?
^ Just PM me to join!
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Smoke72803  4427 posts
Posts: 4,427
Registered: Jul '08
44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 9/12/08 1:17pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
A pack:



onaga:Yo Jinko!I needs some kamidogus!I wants to be a cools bling guy!

Mission:Finish konquest mode.


Suicidal Retard:Geeh!Geeh!Ba!!I wanted to impresses the vampire right there!Please help me!

Mission:Stick the retard's head in a blender and turn on the blender.


Bo Rai Cho:I want to be a cool teacher!Help me not be a slob!

Mission:First,grab an unused bucket of electric eels from Fujin.Set it down by Bo Rai Cho at the dock.Tie the drunken retard and lock a cinderblock in the ties.Stick two bones in his eyes and push him into the lake,then dump the eels into the spot where you dumped him.Hopefully,this will kill the retard and have his spirit return in a cool fashion with two bones stuck in his eyes and an eel stuck down his throat.

 

-----signature-----
http://insanityrealm.freeforums.org/
Smoke is awesome with a passion!
I just love 0wnIng Mokrap. mischief
And then I like to throw Frost into Deathtraps. dancing
And finally, I continuously do random fatalities on Ashrah. grin
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
Smoke72803  4427 posts
Posts: 4,427
Registered: Jul '08
44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 9/14/08 5:52pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
BUHP
(Bring up his post)

 

-----signature-----
http://insanityrealm.freeforums.org/
Smoke is awesome with a passion!
I just love 0wnIng Mokrap. mischief
And then I like to throw Frost into Deathtraps. dancing
And finally, I continuously do random fatalities on Ashrah. grin
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
evil_emporer  22331 posts
Posts: 22,331
Registered: Aug '07
46549_Ermac (Micro)
Date Posted: 9/14/08 7:20pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
You gotta be f*ckin' kidding me.

 

-----signature-----
The name's E. Evil_E. Just call me E_E.
WARNING: 95% OF MY POSTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
You know how we have that little voice in our heads? Mine sounds like Deadpool.
Want to be a part of the Error Macro Clan(EMC)?
^ Just PM me to join!
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post
mkedenia  1829 posts
Posts: 1,829
Registered: Aug '08
47314_Shao Kahn
Date Posted: 9/15/08 3:00am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Hsu Hao: "Shujinko, I´m so sad! Nobody likes me! Why????
Could you please find a fan of my, before I turn to EMO??"
Sidequest: Is it possible??.........No

Shujinko returned to Hsu Hao with noone...

Hsu Hao:" What the...??! Noone likes me?? I knew it, I knew it.......!
Shujinko:" Don´t be so sad...Maybe I could tell Boon about your sadness and he will include you in the next MK game!"
Hsu Hao:"Really? Thank you Shujinko!"
Sidequest: Locate Boon and tell him about Hsu Hao

grin

 

-----signature-----
PSN: jergi20
Number 1 Fan of the Emperor!
"You Will Die Mortal, Unless...
...You Will Bow To Me! "
Edenia is a source of piece and love:)
Locked Topic | Active Topic Notification | Private Message | Post History | Report Post