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Sindels_Slave  257 posts
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Date Posted: 4/4/08 4:44am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Li Mei - "I need a new G-string, can you buy me one at the Outworld Mall?"

Side Mission - Get Li Mei a black G-string and take her bra as a reward.

 

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Spawned_Scorpion  313 posts
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Date Posted: 4/4/08 4:37pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
onaga:can you find the kamidogu for me?

FINK KAMIDOGO FOR YOUR ENEMY lol

 

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Sindelia  5615 posts
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Date Posted: 4/6/08 10:20am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Sheeva: "I lost my left earring, could you find it for me it has sentimental value to me (given by Prince Goro)?"
Sidequest: Retrieve Princess Sheeva's earring and gain a 4-armed hug and a kiss instead of koins laugh

 

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johnnycagefannumber1  320 posts
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42136_Johnny Cage - Cartoon
Date Posted: 4/18/08 11:20am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
random guy:shujinko i need you to find out why bo-rai-cho is such a fat drunken asshole
[ask bo-rai-cho this question then burn his house down and steal his beer]

 

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Godofwrath2098  380 posts
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Date Posted: 4/29/08 9:19pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Mileena:Hey im a virgin are you?

Side Quest:Find baraka and tell him to R**e mileena

 

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mk4life  702 posts
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44451_Ermac - Cartoon
Date Posted: 6/25/08 2:20pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
lol these are hilarious

 

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Smoke72803  4427 posts
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44573_Mk Shapes -Skull and Crossbones
Date Posted: 7/20/08 10:14am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Shang Tsung:Hello,shujinko.could you dance(turns into mike jackson) with me?

Misiion:dance with micheal Jackson! tongue

 

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Piggsy  635 posts
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Date Posted: 7/20/08 1:26pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Random Guy: I have a strange, foul-smelling discharge coming from my penis!

Side quest: Go to Outworld on a bicycle, going no more than 1.3 miles per hour, backwards, and defeat Karlor. He will then lead you to a path which takes you to Mokap. He will give you some penicillin (he gets all the ladies).

 

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Tiberius  11271 posts
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Date Posted: 7/20/08 4:19pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
A mini-game where you try to outfart and outpuke Bo Rai Cho.

 

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mGlottalstop  5595 posts
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Date Posted: 7/20/08 4:28pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Kitana: Shujinko, how do I get my popularity ratings to double?
[Sidequest: Find Mileena and ask her how to help Kitana]
[Second Part of Sidequest: Go back to Kitana and tear her clothes into dental floss]

 

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Scorpkahn  10654 posts
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Date Posted: 7/21/08 2:16am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
mGlottalstop posted:
Kitana: Shujinko, how do I get my popularity ratings to double?
[Sidequest: Find Mileena and ask her how to help Kitana]
[Second Part of Sidequest: Go back to Kitana and tear her clothes into dental floss]


Lol!

 

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Tiberius  11271 posts
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Date Posted: 7/22/08 1:58am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Dental floss. mischief

 

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evil_emporer  22331 posts
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Date Posted: 7/22/08 3:00am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
evil_emporer posted:
RANDOM GUY: I'm gay. Do you know where any other peope like me are? There doesn't seem to be any.

SIDE QUEST: Find Johnny Cage at the nearest gay bar.



I posted this at 11/2/07. Quite a while back!

 

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Tiberius  11271 posts
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Date Posted: 7/22/08 9:52pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
evil_emporer posted:
evil_emporer posted:
RANDOM GUY: I'm gay. Do you know where any other peope like me are? There doesn't seem to be any.

SIDE QUEST: Find Johnny Cage at the nearest gay bar.



I posted this at 11/2/07. Quite a while back!


Whoa, that is old.

 

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evil_emporer  22331 posts
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Date Posted: 7/22/08 11:11pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
Ya.

 

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