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Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
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oldmanjenkins
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11/3/07 10:22pm
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Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
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Random guy:I recently noticed my wife's been cheating on me. Can you find her and punch her for me?
sidequest:punch the lady by the block for easy money.
Random guy:Waaahh! I have no life. All I do is freaking walk around! What do I do?
sidequest:help the man get a life.
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evil_emporer
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Date Posted:
11/3/07 10:28pm
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RANDOM GUY: I'm gay. Do you know where any other peope like me are? There doesn't seem to be any.
SIDE QUEST: Find Johnny Cage at the nearest gay bar.
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AGENT47
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11/4/07 2:09am
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Random Guy: I think I may have assaulted myself. Could you find my hat?
Side Quest: Find the guys hat.
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11/4/07 2:36am
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Guy: Your momma is sooo fat...
*engage in Yo momma fight*
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11/4/07 4:22am
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RANDOM GUY: I'm so lonely. Every night I cry myself to sleep and write poems when I wake up. I need new razors to slit my wrists, can you get me some?
SIDEQUEST: Beat the emo to death.
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bigprawn
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11/4/07 4:26am
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old man rivers:oh deary me, ive lost my bottle of viagra, please find it for me
sidemission:find old man rivers's viagra
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AGENT47
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11/4/07 5:15am
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Random Man: I seem to have misplaced my legs, if you find them and bring them to me I will give you a Mars bar.
Side Quest: Steal the Mars bar.
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tubbzmk
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11/4/07 11:44am
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AGENT47 posted:
Random Man: I seem to have misplaced my legs, if you find them and bring them to me I will give you a Mars bar.
Side Quest: Steal the Mars bar.
 
HAHA!
100TH POST,I'M OFFICIALLY NO LONGER A NOOB!
I'M AN AVERAGE JOE NOW.
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oldmanjenkins
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11/4/07 12:56pm
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random guy: How come Moloch isn't in this damn game!?
sidequest:assault Ed Boon for not putting in Moloch.
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AGENT47
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11/5/07 5:45am
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Random Guy: I have just bought myself a new computer. If you meet me on Midway boards prehaps we can chat.
Side Quest: Flame his ass!
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yhyiannis
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11/5/07 7:42am
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random guy: he stole my milk bottle!!!
quest guy: go beat up both the guys and take the milk bottle for urself
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oldmanjenkins
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Date Posted:
11/11/07 10:53am
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Random guy: What does pure ownage feel like?
Sidequest: Go to the Netherrealm and feed him to the zombies.
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Date Posted:
11/25/07 4:06pm
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Random Rich Perv: Hey dude, I need a hooker. Find me one and I'll pay you too.
Sidequest: Find Milenna at a bar and lead her to the perv's mansion.
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Scorpkahn
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11/26/07 2:01pm
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Random Guy: "Shujinko, i farted ad killed my Wife. Please dig a hole for me to bury her; before the Authorities find me. I'll give you loads of Koins..."
Side-Quest: Dig a hole for the Crazy Loon, and then bury his Wife. Then take his money, and beat him up and drag him to the authorities.
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RedDragon2007
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11/26/07 2:16pm
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Random Guy: "I have left my hat on top of that mountain *pointing at a very steep mountain*. Please could you get it for me? I would go myself, but I am afraid I might break my leg if I fell off it".
Side mission: Obtain hat without falling off mountain. Return it to it's owner, then snap his leg yourself, Jinko says "No need not to worry about breaking your leg from falling from the mountain anymore my friend, I've already done that for you, ah ha!"
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MK_lover
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11/26/07 3:06pm
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Rain: I lost my crown, The exact location is by the tree there. Can you get it for me?
Mission: Grab the crown and sell it on Ebay for millions!
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