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oldmanjenkins Posts: 1,306 Registered: Jan '07	Date Posted: 11/3/07 10:22pm Subject: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random guy:I recently noticed my wife's been cheating on me. Can you find her and punch her for me? sidequest:punch the lady by the block for easy money. Random guy:Waaahh! I have no life. All I do is freaking walk around! What do I do? sidequest:help the man get a life. -----signature----- The best fans are all the MK fans...Rock on Mk fans I don't post like crazy, but I have been here for a while so I guess they go hand in hand no?
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evil_emporer Posts: 22,331 Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 11/3/07 10:28pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	RANDOM GUY: I'm gay. Do you know where any other peope like me are? There doesn't seem to be any. SIDE QUEST: Find Johnny Cage at the nearest gay bar. -----signature----- The name's E. Evil_E. Just call me E_E. WARNING: 95% OF MY POSTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. You know how we have that little voice in our heads? Mine sounds like Deadpool. Want to be a part of the Error Macro Clan(EMC)? ^ Just PM me to join!
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AGENT47 Posts: 6,319 Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 11/4/07 2:09am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random Guy: I think I may have assaulted myself. Could you find my hat? Side Quest: Find the guys hat. -----signature----- Arguing on the internet, is like competing in the special Olympics, Even if you win...your still retarded. Get down with the sickness, you sicko. "Your already dead"
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OMGWTFBBQROFLMAO Posts: 369 Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 11/4/07 2:36am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Guy: Your momma is sooo fat... engage in Yo momma fight -----signature----- "When a man lies, he murders some part of the world" http://isb.igbgaming.com/index.php http://isb.igbgaming.com/index.php http://isb.igbgaming.com/index.php
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Dmr2hn1 Posts: 5,309 Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 11/4/07 4:22am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	RANDOM GUY: I'm so lonely. Every night I cry myself to sleep and write poems when I wake up. I need new razors to slit my wrists, can you get me some? SIDEQUEST: Beat the emo to death. -----signature----- Love is a name. Sex is a game. Forget the name, just play the game. Armenian Genocide is a lie! Don't be fooled! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5DK5dDyHE Watch that (it's mine) video above and comment!
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bigprawn Posts: 3,545 Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 11/4/07 4:26am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	old man rivers:oh deary me, ive lost my bottle of viagra, please find it for me sidemission:find old man rivers's viagra -----signature----- this sig is to show how shit midway has become all of the good users have left or been banned and now morons and suck ups dominate midway this sig has the question, why was meanpig banned? totally british XD
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AGENT47 Posts: 6,319 Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 11/4/07 5:15am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random Man: I seem to have misplaced my legs, if you find them and bring them to me I will give you a Mars bar. Side Quest: Steal the Mars bar. -----signature----- Arguing on the internet, is like competing in the special Olympics, Even if you win...your still retarded. Get down with the sickness, you sicko. "Your already dead"
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tubbzmk Posts: 701 Registered: Oct '07	Date Posted: 11/4/07 11:44am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest. - Date Edited: 11/4/07 11:46am (1 edits total) Edited By: tubbzmk
	AGENT47 posted: Random Man: I seem to have misplaced my legs, if you find them and bring them to me I will give you a Mars bar. Side Quest: Steal the Mars bar. HAHA! 100TH POST,I'M OFFICIALLY NO LONGER A NOOB! I'M AN AVERAGE JOE NOW. -----signature----- http://conversion.igbgaming.com/index.php The forum of godlike proportions
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oldmanjenkins Posts: 1,306 Registered: Jan '07	Date Posted: 11/4/07 12:56pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	random guy: How come Moloch isn't in this damn game!? sidequest:assault Ed Boon for not putting in Moloch. -----signature----- The best fans are all the MK fans...Rock on Mk fans I don't post like crazy, but I have been here for a while so I guess they go hand in hand no?
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AGENT47 Posts: 6,319 Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 11/5/07 5:45am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random Guy: I have just bought myself a new computer. If you meet me on Midway boards prehaps we can chat. Side Quest: Flame his ass! -----signature----- Arguing on the internet, is like competing in the special Olympics, Even if you win...your still retarded. Get down with the sickness, you sicko. "Your already dead"
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yhyiannis Posts: 363 Registered: Sep '07	Date Posted: 11/5/07 7:42am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	random guy: he stole my milk bottle!!! quest guy: go beat up both the guys and take the milk bottle for urself -----signature----- Get over here!
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oldmanjenkins Posts: 1,306 Registered: Jan '07	Date Posted: 11/11/07 10:53am Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random guy: What does pure ownage feel like? Sidequest: Go to the Netherrealm and feed him to the zombies. -----signature----- The best fans are all the MK fans...Rock on Mk fans I don't post like crazy, but I have been here for a while so I guess they go hand in hand no?
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xKenshixIsxMinex Posts: 19 Registered: Nov '07	Date Posted: 11/25/07 4:06pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random Rich Perv: Hey dude, I need a hooker. Find me one and I'll pay you too. Sidequest: Find Milenna at a bar and lead her to the perv's mansion. -----signature----- Absolute #1 Kenshi fan #1 Ashrah fan #1 Sindel fan #1 Milenna fan #1 Bo Rai Cho HATER
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Scorpkahn Posts: 10,654 Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 11/26/07 2:01pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random Guy: "Shujinko, i farted ad killed my Wife. Please dig a hole for me to bury her; before the Authorities find me. I'll give you loads of Koins..." Side-Quest: Dig a hole for the Crazy Loon, and then bury his Wife. Then take his money, and beat him up and drag him to the authorities. -----signature----- http://mypsn.eu.playstation.com/psn/profile/Scorpkahn.png
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RedDragon2007 Posts: 6,209 Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 11/26/07 2:16pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Random Guy: "I have left my hat on top of that mountain pointing at a very steep mountain. Please could you get it for me? I would go myself, but I am afraid I might break my leg if I fell off it". Side mission: Obtain hat without falling off mountain. Return it to it's owner, then snap his leg yourself, Jinko says "No need not to worry about breaking your leg from falling from the mountain anymore my friend, I've already done that for you, ah ha!" -----signature----- Fact I:- #1 MK Fighter = Mileena Fact II:- My usename has nothing to do with the actual Red Dragon clan of MK Fact III:- Most favourite MK game ever is Mortal Kombat Deception Fact IV:- #1 Video game = Grand Theft Auto IV
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MK_lover Posts: 1,774 Registered: Jul '07	Date Posted: 11/26/07 3:06pm Subject: RE: Make your own funny sidequest for konquest.
	Rain: I lost my crown, The exact location is by the tree there. Can you get it for me? Mission: Grab the crown and sell it on Ebay for millions! -----signature----- What is life if you cant waste living it?
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