EzekialFreeman23 posted:Tennessee Tigers Captain: Justin Ocho Seis #86 Bio: Tennessee was stuck in the depths of Division 3 because of has-been Quarterback Sam Blackwood. When they fired him, they pounced on the fumble that was Justin Jonas, former rookie sensation. When Justin started making a name for himself, he started calling himself Justin "Ocho Seis" Jonas, which opened up the marketing possibilities. After 2 years, he changed his last name to Ocho Seis, and is now one of the cockiest recievers in the League, which is saying a lot. Team Bio: When Tennessee received a franchise, they explosively took the Division 2 Championship. When their quarterback Coltrain jumped ship back to Detroit, they were stuck with Sam Blackwood. When he wasn't working out, they fired him and found Justin Jonas, released from the Cleveland Steamers for steroid abuse. They grabbed him, and he became their biggest threat to date. A quarterback, Joey McDaniels, was recruited, and the passing game became a force to be reckoned with. After a terrific season in D 3, Jonas changed his last name to his jersey number, Ocho Seis. Now they are smashing on the door to Division 1. Captain Bio: If we are going to beat Tennessee, our secondary is going to have to step up, because the second coming of Cookie Wallace has come to town: Justin Ocho Seis. *This is my house, baby!* He was kicked out of Cleveland for 'roid abuse, and now is bigger, faster, and stronger than ever before. *Wasn't someone covering me?* This is the year he is unstoppable: just ask him yourself *Ocho Seis all the way, baby!*
BouShea posted:Team - Sandmen City - Dallas Team Caption - Karl Tirpitz Bio - Quentin Sands & Julius Williams, now retired, Invest together to form a new team. Thus the birth of THE DALLAS SANDMAN. They quickly sign highly sought after ex-Hound backup QB T.Lee, Williams old teammate HB J.Knight, an Julius brother DE Jacob Williams. With un-retired DB Vonnie Treonday,un-retired DE Kurt Shock,un-retired LB Ted Lawless,un-retired DB Darryl Kinsman,and team caption LB Karl Tirpitz, this team rose to D1 in 2 years with 16 shutouts and are favored to win it all.
501andStreetz posted:BouShea posted:Team - Sandmen City - Dallas Team Caption - Karl Tirpitz Bio - Quentin Sands & Julius Williams, now retired, Invest together to form a new team. Thus the birth of THE DALLAS SANDMAN. They quickly sign highly sought after ex-Hound backup QB T.Lee, Williams old teammate HB J.Knight, an Julius brother DE Jacob Williams. With un-retired DB Vonnie Treonday,un-retired DE Kurt Shock,un-retired LB Ted Lawless,un-retired DB Darryl Kinsman,and team caption LB Karl Tirpitz, this team rose to D1 in 2 years with 16 shutouts and are favored to win it all. And unlike a lot of people, that sounds realistic (although all those people who aren't retired who should be is kinda weird but whatever)
tmax9 posted:Ok this is worst thread ever blitz 3 is not gonna happen im sorry i wish it would but its not gonna happen since midway sold its right to warner bros so now its up to warner bros to make a new one which they wont
Orion posted:Team Name: Gotham Dynamos (I think Gotham should be an option for your city.) Colors: Blue, Black, Silver Team Captain: #28 RB/CB Russell Tower Team Info: Gotham is desperate to keep its spot in Division III. They were 6 points away from being booted back down to Division II last season. This year they've turned their offence around and finally started churning out some wins. Captain Bio: Russell Tower runs the cleanest locker room in the league. Rumor is that the last time someone brought steroids into the Dynamo locker room, they got thrown out with a permanent bootprint on their butt. There's also a rumor that Tower goes out at night wearing his uniform, armed with a Taser, stopping muggers and car jackers. If the guy is bad enough to take on crime in Gotham, imagine what he'll do to a weak pass on his side of the field. (Yes, I realize that I'm borrowing elements of Batman, but I'm okay with that.)
